有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来短文英语笑话，希望你会喜欢。
短文英语笑话一：FrogLoan
Therewasaman,calledPaddywhack,whoworkedinaveryprestigiousbank.Onedayafrogcameinaskingforacarloan.Sohegavethefrogtheloanapplicationpapers.Asthefrogwasfillingthemout,Paddywhackwaslookingoverhisshoulder.Inthespacefor'Father'thefrogwrotein'MickJagger'.Paddywhacksaidnothing.Thenheaskedthefrogifhehadenoughmoneyforadeposit.Thefrogsaidhedidn'tbutproducedastrangelookingcolourfulglasssculpturethathesaidwasworthawholeheapofmoney.Paddywhacksaidhe'dhavetotalktohisbossaboutthis,sohetooktheformsandtheglasssculptureintohisboss'office.Hetoldhisbossaboutthepapersandaskedhimifheknewwhatthesculpturewas.Towhichhisbossreplied,
"It'sanicnacPaddywhack,givethefrogaloan.Hisoldman'saRollingStone!"
短文英语笑话二：AtTheCircus
Acoupletooktheiryoungsontothecircusandwhentheelephantsappeared,theboyseemedveryintriguedbythem.
"Mommy,what'sthatlongthingontheelephant?"heasked.
"That'stheelephant'strunk,dear,"shereplied.
"No,notthat.What'sthatlongthingthat'shangingbetweentheelephant'slegs?"askedtheboy.
Embarrassed,themotherreplied,"Oh,it'snothing,son."Shethenlefttogetsomehotdogsandsodas.
Whileshewasgone,theyoungboyturnedtohisfatherandasked,"Daddy,what'sthatlongthinghangingbetweentheelephant'slegs?"
"That'stheelephant'spenis,son,"explainedthefather.
"Well,whydidmommysayitwasnothingwhenIaskedher?"theboyasked.
Takingadeepbreath,thefatherproudlyreplied,"I'vespoiledthatwoman,son!"
短文英语笑话三：TheHuntingDog
ChesterandEarlaregoinghunting.ChestersaystoEarl,"I'llsendmydogouttoseeifthereareanyducksoutinthepond.Iftherearen'tanyducksoutthere,I'mnotgoinghunting."
Sohesendsthedogouttothepond.Thedogcomesbackandbarkstwice.Chestersays,"WellI'mnotgoingtogoout.Heonlysawtwoducksoutthere."
Earlsays,"You'regoingtotakethedog'sbarksforthetruth?"Earldoesn'tbelieveit,sohegoestolookforhimself.Whenhegetsbackhesays,"Idon'tbelieveitwheredidyougetthatdog?Therereallyareonlytwoducksoutthere!"
Chestersays,"Well,Igothimfromthebreederuptheroad.Ifyouwant,youcangetonefromhim,too."
SoEarlgoestothebreederandsayshewantsadogliketheonehisfriendChesterhas.ThebreederobligesandEarlbringsthedoghome,tellsittogooutandlookforducks.Minuteslaterthedogreturnswithastickinit'smouthandstartshumpingEarl'sleg.
Outraged,Earltakesthedogbacktothebreederandsays,"Thisdogisafraud.Iwantmymoneyback!"
ThebreederasksEarlwhatthedogdid.SoEarltellshimthatwhenhesentthedogouttolookforducks,itcamebackwithastickinitsmouthandstartedhumpinghisleg.
Thebreedersays,"Earl,allhewastryingtotellyouwasthattherearemorefuckingducksouttherethanyoucanshakeastickat!"
短文英语笑话四：JesusandtheRobber
Onenightarobberbrokeintoahomeandheardavoicesay,"Jesusiswatchingyou!"whileherumaggedthroughthedesk.
Hereplied,"Whosaidthat?!"
Onceagainheheardthesamething,"Jesusiswatchingyou!"
Therobberlookedaroundtheroomonlytoseeaparrot.Heaskedtheparrotwhatitsnamewas.Theparrotreplied,"Cornelius."
Therobbersaid,"Whatkindofanameisthat?!Whonamesaparrotthat?!"
Theparrotsaid,"ThesamepersonwhonamedthatrottweilerbehindyouJesus!"
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