幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!
小故事英语笑话一：BorrowTheTruck
Awhitegirlcameuptoherdadwhowassittinginabeatenuparmchair."Pa,kinahborrowthetruckto-nahgt?"sheasked.Herdadlookeduptoherandsaid,"Darlin',yewknowwhatyewhaft'doif'nyewwantstoborrerth'truck.""ButPa!Ahhaft'gonaow!"thewhitegirlcried.Herdaddystoodupandunzippedhispants."Yewknowperfectlywellwhatyewhaft'do.Onyerknees,bitch!"Thewhitegirlcompliedandstartedsuckingherdad'scock.Afterafewsecondsshestoppedindisgustandlookeduptoherdad."GeePa,yoredickshoretasteslikeshit!"Herdadslappedhisforheadandsaid,"Dammit,Ahforgot!Ahalreadyloanedthetrucktoyerbrotherjustafewminutesago!"
小故事英语笑话二：Can'tCook
Ayoungcouple,marriedjustacoupleofweeks,returnsfromtheirhoneymoontofacethebeginningoftheirnewlives.
Thenextmorningthehusbandwakesup,showers,dressesandmakeshiswaytothekitchenwhereheseeshisnewwifecrying.Sothehusbandinquires,"What'swrong,Honey?"
"Well,Icamedownherethismorningtosurpriseyouwithabigbreakfast,butIcan'tcookorclean."Thehusbandsmileshisbiggestsmileandsays,"There,theresweetie!Idon'tcarethatyoucan'tcookandclean.ComeonuptothebedroomandI'llshowyouwhatI'dlikeforbreakfast."Soofftheywenttothebedroom.
Thatafternoon,thehusbandcomeshomeforlunchtofindhisnewwifecryingagaininthekitchen."What'swrongnow,Sweetie?""Well,thesamethingasthismorning.IcameinheretomakeyousomethingforlunchandIjustcan'tcook."Againthehusbandsmilesandsays,"Whydon'tyoucomebackuptothebedroomandI'llhavemylunchthere!"Soofftheywenttothebedroomagain.
Thateveningthenewhusbandcomeshome,walksinthehouseandseeshisnewbridenakedslidingdownthebanisterofthestairs.Upsheruns,andWHOOSHdownthebanister.Afterthethirdtripthehusbandasks,"Whatareyoudoing,Honey?""Warmingupyoursupper!"shereplies.
小故事英语笑话三：PussyorBitch
Afterplayingontheplaygroundatschool,Tommycamehomewithsomenewwordsinhisvocabulary.Puzzledatwhattheymeant,hewenttohismother."Mom,what'sapussy?"Notatallshockedbythequestion,sheopenedupanencyclopediaandshowedhimapictureofacat.Hethenasked"What'sabitch?"Onceagain,notatalldisturbed,sheopenedtheencyclopediaandshowedhimapictureofafemaledog.
Confused,littleTommythenwenttohisfather."Dad,what'sapussy?"Hefeltthatitwastimeforhissontolearnaboutlifeandopenedupapornoandcircledtheareabetweenawomanslegs.Enlightened,hethenaskedhim,"Thenwhat'sabitch?"Hisfatherreplied,"Everythingoutsideofthecircle."
小故事英语笑话四：WhoGetsTheDog?
Aclergymanwaswalkingdownthestreetwhenhecameuponagroupofaboutadozenboys,allofthembetween10and12yearsofage.
Thegroupsurroundedadog.Concernedlesttheboyswerehurtingthedog,hewentoverandasked"Whatareyoudoingwiththatdog?"
Oneoftheboysreplied,"Thisdogisjustanoldneighborhoodstray.Weallwanthim,butonlyoneofuscantakehimhome.Sowe'vedecidedthatwhicheveroneofuscantellthebiggestliewillgettokeepthedog."
Ofcourse,theReverendwastakenaback."Youboysshouldn'tbehavingacontesttellinglies!"heexclaimed.Hethenlaunchedintoatenminutesermonagainstlying,beginning,"Don'tyouboysknowit'sasintolie?"andendingwith,"Why,whenIwasyourage,Inevertoldalie."
Therewasdeadsilenceforaboutaminute.JustastheReverendwasbeginningtothinkhe'dgottenthroughtothem,thesmallestboygaveadeepsighandsaid,"Allright,givehimthedog."
