爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。
爆笑短篇英语笑话一：TwoOldMen
Twooldmenweresittingonaporchwithahounddogbetweenthem.Thedoghaditsleghikedupandwaslickingitself.Oneoftheoldmensaidtotheother,"IsuredowishIcoulddothat."Theotheroldmansaid,"Youbetternot,thatdogwillbiteyou."
爆笑短篇英语笑话二：BackInTheDays
BackinthedaysoftheoldWildWildWestlivedaguynamedRedwhousedtohavealotoffun.HerodeintotownlikeheusuallydideverySaturdaynight,andhewentintothesaloonandgotdrunk.Allofhisfriendssawhimdrinkinganddecidedtoplayatrickonhim.Sotheywentoutsideandturnedthesaddleonhishorsearound.Thatwaytheyfiguredwhenhegotoutsidedrunkandtheyputhimonthere,hewouldgetonhomethebestwayhecould!Sowhenitwastime,hegotrealdrunkandstaggeredoutside,gotuponhishorseandrodeoff.
Thenextmorningwhenhewokeuphesays,"Mygoodness!"
Andhiswifesays,"What?samatterdear,don?tyoufeelalright?"
Hesaid,"Yeah,butIsurehadatoughtimegettinghomelastnight."
"Somesonofaguncutmyhorsesheadoff,andIhadtoguidehimallthewayhomewithmyfingerstickinginhiswindpipe!"
爆笑短篇英语笑话三：TheDog
TwoPolishguysarewalkingdownthestreetsharinginsights.Thesmarterofthetwoseesadoglyingdownandlickinghisballs.Thelessintelligentofthetwosaystohisfriend,"Don'tyouwishyoucoulddothat?"Thesecondguyreplies,"Don'tyouthinkhewouldbiteme??
爆笑短篇英语笑话四：20,000Cockroaches
Customer:Doyouhaveandcockroaches?
Clerk:Yeswesellthemtothefisherman.
Customer:Iwouldlike20,000ofthem.
Clerk:Whatwouldyouwantwith20,000cockroaches?
Customer:ImovingtomorrowandmyleasesaysImustleavemyapartmentintheconditioninwhichIfoundit.
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